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Iraqi PM Maliki sweeps polls, defeats pro-Iranian bloc

Preliminary Iraqi election results show incumbent prime minister Nouri Maliki returned with a commanding 100 parliamentary seats out of 325 and the ability to form a pro-American coalition with Iyad Allawi's secular alliance and the Kurdish bloc that will be stable enough for US troops to depart Iraq on schedule.
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Mitchell: Direct Israeli-Palestinian talks to start next week in Washington

debkafile's Middle East sources reveal that the US Middle East envoy George Mitchell presented his mission to Israeli and Palestinian leaders Monday, March 8, as getting direct talks between them started without delay and moved to Washington. Their lead negotiators have been appointed. They are the Israeli prime minister's adviser Yitzhak Molcho and the senior Palestinian negotiator Saab Erekat.

Gates visits Kabul, beats Ahmadinejad to the post

Despite Tehran's denial, president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad delayed his trip to Kabul by 48 hours when US defense secretary Robert Gates arrived suddenly in the Afghan capital Monday, March 8.
The Iranian president had set the scene for his visit by accusing the US of "fabricating" 9/11 as a pretext for invading Afghanistan and unveiling new missile production lines.

 

More Radical Palestinian unrest in store to torpedo talks

Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas complained to the UN about Israel's enforcement of order on Temple Mount Friday, March 5, even though the disturbances were staged by radical Hamas and Islamist elements to destroy the US-mediate peace track which he has agreed to join. 

US-Israel tough sanctions strategy falls apart. Tehran is sitting pretty

The Western powers are scrapping tough measures incorporated in the original motion they drafted for a UN Security Council sanctions resolution against Iran to make the draft more acceptable to Russia and China.

debkafile reports: By the time it is tabled, the resolution will be toothless as an instrument for holding back Iran's dash for a nuclear bomb.

 

How Iran Generated War Frenzy to Hold off US Sanctions

Ahmadinejad scripted a step-by-step performance and show of allied unity to convince Washington that Iran, Syria, Hizballah and eleven radical Palestinian groups were poised to ignite a Middle East religious war. The gambit worked - at least for now.

As Sanctions Recede, an Israeli Strike Looms Larger

Israel feels the Obama administration has been stringing it along. The urgency of sanctions suddenly receded in Washington at the very moment that Jerusalem believed they were fully aligned on the handling of Iran's nuclear program. But the US insists the policy is still in place despite difficulties.

Far-Out Document Demonizing the Jews Stirs Muslim World Interest

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is unmoved by Western obliviousness to his hate campaign against Jews and Israel. He is campaigning hard to plant the poison in the Muslim mainstream. Its malevolence recalls Nazi "final solution" propaganda. 

Is the Army Vanquished, Or Able to Fight Another Day?

The Turkish army, NATO's second largest, is showing little fight against the pro-Muslim Erdogan government's mass arrests of top military chiefs, past and present. Washington and Brussels ask which way it will jump in a war involving Iran.

Assad Warned of Retribution in Store for Mocking America

The Obama administration does not propose to let Bashar Assad go scot free for publicly poking fun at America as he stood side by side with the Iranian president. Syrian ambassador Imad Moustapha was left guessing about the shape of the punishment to come.

Reforma
Hallan muerto a aspirante yucateco de AN
Ángel Valentín Balan Tun, aspirante panista a la Alcaldía de Mayapan, fue encontrado muerto en una carretera, confirmaron dirigentes de AN-Yucatán.
Cae en DF operador de cártel colombiano
Policías federales detuvieron en el DF a un presunto operador financiero del Cártel colombiano del Norte del Valle con 2.8 millones de dólares.
Anuncia IFE recorte de personal
Pese a la reducción de programas, proyectos y gasto en el IFE, el Instituto anunció un recorte de 4.1 por ciento de su planta laboral.
Cierra TKD con plata en Mundial Juvenil
La taekwondoín Vanessa Gallegos cerró la participación de México en el Campeonato Mundial Juvenil del arte marcial con una medalla de plata.
Celebra PRI dicho de Paredes sobre pacto
Al concluir el debate en San Lázaro sobre el pacto PRI-PAN, que duró tres horas, la dirigente del PRI fue aplaudida y felicitada por los priistas.
CNN
Bali bombings plotter dead, Indonesia's president says
The suspected mastermind behind the 2002 Bali bombings has been killed by Indonesian authorities, Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono has said.
India passes pro-women bill
India's upper house of parliament has passed a historic bill aimed at reserving one-third of seats for women in federal and state legislatures.
U.S. spokesman sorry for Gadhafi joke
A U.S. State Department spokesman has apologized for a joking remark he made about Libya's leader that threatened to turn into a diplomatic incident.
Biden condemns Israel housing units
Joe Biden has criticized Israel's decision to build 1,600 housing units in a Jerusalem neighborhood, calling it "a step that undermines the trust we now need."
Nigeria urged to pursue killing mobs
Nigeria faces international calls to bring to justice killer mobs armed with guns and knives who massacred hundreds of villagers in the country's rural heartland.
U.S.: Terror charges for 'Jihad Jane'
A Pennsylvania woman has been indicted for conspiracy to provide material support to terrorists and kill a person in a foreign country, the Justice Department announced Tuesday.
Mexico: Allow cross-border trucking
Mexico asked the United States to move forward with creating a proposal to end a ban on cross-border trucking in violation of the North American Free Trade Agreement.
Jury urges death for 'Bachelor No. 1'
A California jury recommended Tuesday that a man who once appeared on "The Dating Game" be executed for the murders of four women and a child.
Doctor gets life for wife's cyanide death
A former Ohio doctor was sentenced Tuesday to life in prison for poisoning his wife with cyanide five years ago.
India parliament debates pro-women bill
Indian lawmakers began debating a landmark bill aimed at reserving one-third of the seats in the federal parliament and in state assemblies for women.
BBC News
Indonesia militant 'was killed'
Indonesia's President Yudhoyono confirms security forces killed terror suspect Dulmatin in raids in Jakarta on Tuesday.
US attacks East Jerusalem plans
The US vice-president condemns Israel's approval of 1,600 new homes in East Jerusalem, as he prepares to visit the West Bank.
US 'hid terror suspect treatment'
A former UK spy chief says she did not know US intelligence services were mistreating terror suspects until after she retired.
Nigeria 'ignored attack warnings'
A Nigerian governor accuses the army of ignoring warnings of attacks, as communal tension remains high near Jos.
Formal Suu Kyi ban in Burma poll
A new election law formally bars pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi from taking part in elections planned in Burma.
Ban honours UN's Haiti 'heroes'
Ban Ki-moon pays tribute to the 101 UN staff who died in the Haiti quake, as President Preval seeks US support for the economy.
Activist case to open in Israel
A court case brought by the family of Rachel Corrie, a US protester killed by an Israeli army bulldozer in 2003, is to open.
Five killed in Pakistan attack
Unidentified gunmen attack the office of a Western aid agency, killing up to five people, police say.
Arrests in Cyprus body theft case
Three men are arrested in connection with the theft of the corpse of Cyprus's ex-President Papadopoulos, officials say.
Leaping off the page - Belgian paper prints '3D edition'
A Belgian daily has issued what is thought to be Europe's first 3D newspaper - complete with cardboard viewing glasses.
Good egg - DNA of extinct birds found in ancient shells
The eggshells of long-dead and extinct species are a particularly good source to find preserved DNA, researchers say.
Bendtner shines as Arsenal progress
Nicklas Bendtner silences his recent critics with a hat-trick as Arsenal see off Porto in emphatic fashion to reach the Champions League quarter-finals.
Portsmouth 1-2 Birmingham
Two goals from Cameron Jerome inspire Birmingham to a battling win against bottom-club Portsmouth at Fratton Park.
Can US broker Middle East peace?
Joe Biden is in the region to encourage talks between the Palestinians and Israel. What can be achieved?
BBC World News
Tracked down
Paedophile priest left untouched by Church and state
Galapagos tension
Can all species live side by side in unique ecosystem?
Biswas on India
Women's quotas - historic moment for largest democracy
Earth Watch
Whales and tuna tied up in Eurotangle
Thin red line
Lone stand of anti-Taliban militia in Pakistan
Separation fear
Families fight 'racist' Israeli marriage and citizenship law
Obama backs Greece on speculators
President Barack Obama has 'responded positively' to calls to clamp down on market speculators, says the Greek PM after talks.
EU concern over end of tanker bid
Brussels says it hopes European aerospace group EADS was not prevented from fairly bidding for a major US defence deal.
Aer Lingus to make 670 job cuts
Aer Lingus announces plans to lay off 670 staff, including nearly a quarter of its cabin crew, as part of restructuring plans.
File-sharing sanctions 'unfair'
Illegal file-sharers should be fined, rather than have their internet connection cut off, says the boss of BT.
Hard drive evolution could hit XP
Hard drives are about to undergo one of the biggest format shifts in 30 years but it could cause problems for Windows XP users.
Porn net domain name plan revived
A plan to create a .xxx net domain for adult content will be revisited three years after it was rejected by internet regulators.
Producer admits Letterman blackmail
A US TV producer pleads guilty to attempting to blackmail US chat show host David Letterman over his affairs.
Pink Floyd take EMI to court
Pink Floyd launch legal action in the High Court against EMI over payment of online royalties and marketing of their music.
Collider to shut for year to fix faults
The Large Hadron Collider must be shut down for a year starting in late 2011 to address design flaws, the BBC has learned.
Ring may be giant 'impact crater'
Deforestation has revealed what could be a giant impact crater in Central Africa, according to Italian scientists.
'No proof' IVF aided by acupuncture
There is no evidence acupuncture or Chinese herbal medicine boost the chance of IVF success, fertility experts warn.
Somali hope for Chandlers release
Somali President Sharif Sheikh Ahmed says efforts are being made to release a UK couple held by pirates as soon as possible.
US apology for Gaddafi comments
The US State Department apologises for comments its spokesman made after Libya's Col Gaddafi called for a holy war against Switzerland.
US woman on 'jihad terror' charge
A US woman from Pennsylvania faces charges of using the internet to recruit female militant fighters for deadly attacks abroad.
Oscars 'most watched since 2005'
This year's Oscars ceremony in Los Angeles was the most watched in the US for five years, early figures suggest.
Japan confirms secret nuclear pact
Japan confirms the existence of a secret Cold War pact allowing nuclear-armed US vessels to call at its ports.
Thailand invokes emergency laws
Thailand's Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva says he will use emergency security laws to help cope with opposition rallies.
Third of EU emissions 'imported'
Research shows some EU countries "import" about a third of their carbon emissions from developing countries.
Dutch bishops order abuse inquiry
Dutch bishops order an inquiry into alleged sexual abuses of children by Catholic priests, threatening a new scandal.
Israel and Syria in nuclear bids
Israel and Syria both tell a conference in Paris they want to use nuclear power to generate electricity.
Iraq election voter turnout '62%'
The voter turnout in Iraq's parliamentary election was 62%, officials say, despite attacks that killed 38 people.
Indian MPs approve women's bill
India's upper house sees a second day of uproar as it backs a bill to reserve a third of all parliamentary seats for women.
UK seeks Afghan political drive
Foreign Secretary David Miliband is to urge the Afghan president to seek a political solution to the conflict with the Taliban.
Inmate reoffending 'costs £10bn'
Reoffending by thousands of criminals serving short sentences in England and Wales costs up to £10bn a year, says a report.
Economic storm not over, says PM
Gordon Brown is expected to say he has guided the economy through a "storm" and is best-placed to secure its recovery.
Call to halt NHS medical database
Doctors' leaders urge ministers to halt the development of a medical records database for patients in England.
Baby P rules 'may increase risks'
Rules to improve child protection after the Baby P case may leave children more vulnerable to harm, council leaders warn.
Cars in rail 'Russian roulette'
The driving test should have compulsory questions on level crossings to teach good habits in learner drivers, says Network Rail.
Social care deal 'dead in water'
Attempts to reach a cross-party deal on funding social care appear to be dead in the water ahead of a key summit.
Universal
Realizan acciones para revertir veto a camarón
El gobierno mexicano se compromete con el de Estados Unidos a iniciar una capacitación a rederos, para que se reabra la frontera a las exportaciones del crustáceo de altamar para la próxima temporada
Hallan narcolaboratorios de productos pirata
Autoridades de la Séptima Zona Militar tienen informes de que la elaboración y distribución de las películas, música y programas pirata son controladas por organizaciones relacionadas con el tráfico de drogas
Presumen escisión en cártel de los Beltrán Leyva
Por un lado estaría Héctor Beltrán, alias El grande, y por otro Édgar Valdez Villarreal, La Barbie, refiere el jefe de la División Antidrogas de la SSPF, Ramón Eduardo Pequeño García
Probaré que soy inocente: Carpinteyro
Aunque no quiso especular sobre quién podría estar detrás de estas acciones que realiza la Procuraduría General de la República, aseveró que debe ser alguien que tienen recursos y tiempo
Creel reprocha a Nava acuerdo con el PRI
El senador panista afirma que el pacto va en contra de lo que persigue el PAN, es decir, eliminar los cacicazgos priístas en el país
IFE funciona coordinaciones por recorte
Serán reestructuradas las oficinas de las Direcciones Ejecutivas, Unidades Técnicas y de Coordinaciones en las que se comprobó duplicidad de funciones
ONU termina examen de derechos humanos a México
El comité se interesó particularmente en la reforma del sistema judicial, así como la situación de la violencia de género y el uso del Ejército en la lucha contra el crimen organizado
Pinocho, detrás de los priístas
La diputada priísta María Estela de la Fuente intentó llevar la piñata del personaje infantil al curul de César Nava, pero no pudo y lo que sí logró fue dejarla cerca del curul de su dirigente nacional, Beatriz Paredes
Llevan un Pinocho a sesión en San Lázaro
Desde su lugar Beatriz Paredes expresó que era una "lástima que no esté aquí, me encantaría tener un debate con César Nava", a quien aludía el personaje
Calderón visitará Ciudad Juárez el 16 de marzo
La representación presidencial en la estrategia "Todos somos Juárez. Reconstruyamos la Ciudad" presentaron avances en las acciones
PGR espera fallo sobre Carpinteyro
Refiere el vocero de la procuraduría, Ricardo Nájera, que la magistrada unitaria con sede en Nezahualcóyotl otorgó una suspensión provisional contra la orden de aprehensión
Destinarán 177 mdp para modernizar SMN
Buscan garantizar al cien por ciento la operación de los 13 radares, 79 observatorios y 15 estaciones de sondeo atmosférico con los que cuenta el Servicio Meteorológico Nacional en todo el país
Sedesol anuncia 700 mdp para Ciudad Juárez
El primer programa para reconstruir el tejido social de la localidad fronteriza será Oportunidades; además se ofrecerán becas para inhibir la deserción escolar y acciones para mejorar las viviendas
Romper las alianzas beneficiaría al PRI: Ortega
El dirigente nacional del PRD dijo que no caerán en el juego de los priístas, quienes buscan debilitar las alianzas en los estados donde gobiernan sus "caciques"
PAN presentará reforma política el jueves
El líder de los senadores de Acción Nacional, Gustavo Madero, adelantó que la propuesta prevé reformas constitucionales en materia electoral para mejorar el sistema político mexicano
Carpinteyro niega que vaya a ser detenida
La ex subsecretaria de Comunicaciones y Transportes, Purificación Carpinteyro, recibió una orden de aprehensión en su contra por revelar conversaciones de Luis Téllez
Pacto PRI-PAN desvía debate en San Lázaro
El panista Javier Corral dijo que no está de acuerdo en que su presidente nacional, César Nava, haya firmado el pacto, como tampoco puede avalar la firma del PRI
Madres de muertos en Juárez piden salga Ejército
Piden familiares de asesinados al presidente de la Cámara Alta, Carlos Navarrete, crear de manera urgente una comisión legislativa que dé seguimiento a los avances prometidos por el gobierno federal
México ofrece estímulos a producciones foráneas
El presidente Felipe Calderón anuncia un programa de apoyo a la industria cinematográfica extranjera, pretende hacer de México la capital latinoamericana del cine
Presunto narco mexicano se declara inocente en EU
Oscar Arriola Márquez está acusado de utilizar una finca remota en Colorado para almacenar cientos de kilos de cocaína que eran distribuidos después a las principales ciudades de Estados Unidos
EU pide evitar carreteras de NL y Tamaulipas
El consulado estadounidense en Monterrey urge a sus ciudadanos a acatar todas las instrucciones cuando se encuentren con retenes militares y de policías
Necesaria reforma para equilibrar poderes: CEM
Afirma Rogelio Cabrera, vicepresidente de la Conferencia del Episcopado Mexicano, que los partidos deben ver por los intereses del pueblo y del país
Senado suspende sesión por falta de quórum
La sesión ordinaria inicia casi a las 12:00 horas, con 79 legisladores, aunque a las 15:00 horas no había el mínimo de 65 que se requieren para continuar con la asamblea senatorial
Partidos chocan por dichos de IP sobre reforma
Josefina Vázquez Mota, del PAN, dice que los temas electorales no deben detener la agenda de la Cámara; Francisco Rojas, del PRI, señala que las mentiras del albiazul generan confusión en la política mexicana; y Alejandro Encinas, del PRD, niega que haya parálisis legislativa
Encarcelan a nueve colaboradores de Los Zetas
Estos sujetos están acusados de los ilícitos de delincuencia organizada y portación de arma de fuego de uso exclusivo del Ejército, Armada y Fuerza Aérea
Paredes explica acuerdo con Nava en tribuna
No hubo ninguna negociación que vinculara el tema de impuestos con las alianzas, se trató de un acuerdo de civilidad política, lo que los partidos no distorsionan su ideología, asegura la presidenta nacional del PRI
PRI busca candados a coaliciones
Plantea que, ante los acuerdos entre PAN y PRD, es necesario que sea la Asamblea Nacional de cada partido la que intervenga en la aprobación de la plataforma electoral
Rojas aribuye decepción a malos gobiernos
El coordinador del PRI en San Lázaro lamenta el creciente margen de hartazgo de los ciudadanos; culpa la incompetencia de autoridades
PAN y PRD buscan alianza para Sinaloa y Q .Roo
Los líderes del PAN, César Nava, y del PRD, Jesús Ortega, sostuvieron un encuentro con el coordinador del frente de izquierdas Diálogo por la Reconstrucción de México, Manuel Camacho, para dialogar al respecto
Segob insiste en emisión de Cédula de Identidad
Refrenda su disposición de mantener un diálogo abierto con los legisladores en torno a las inquietudes que pudieran tener y evitar la dilación de proyectos relacionados con el Registro Nacional de Población
PRI arropa a Beatriz Paredes
Diputados priístas le pidieron a la dirigente nacional mayor presencia e interlocución con la bancada en San Lázaro
Contrarreformas afectan derecho a información
México enfrenta un momento crítico en materia de Derecho a la Información, pues a nivel local se han presentado una serie de "contrarreformas" que afectan este derecho ciudadano
FCH inaugura parque Eólico La Rumorosa
En menos de cinco minutos Calderón oprimió el botón que puso en marcha el Sistema de Generación de Energía Eólica, con el cual se pretende cubrir la necesidad para todo el alumbrado público de la ciudad de Mexicali
Corte: CNDH, impedida para indagar a PGR
La Suprema Corte de Justicia de la Nación validó una reforma que la Comisión Nacional de los Derechos Humanos considera que le impedirá investigar las violaciones de garantías cometidas por funcionarios de la PGR
Caen cuatro mexicanos con mariguana en EU
Transportaban en una embarcación más de una tonelada de la hierba a la isla Santa Rosa, al sur de California
SCJN impide a CNDH investigar violaciones de PGR
La Suprema Corte de Justicia determinó que la PGR podrá negar información a la Comisión sober violaciones de derechos humanos, si considera que al hacerlo pone en riesgo investigaciones o seguridad de las personas
Última oportunidad para reforma laboral: Lozano
El secretario del Trabajo y Previsión Social federal aseguró que la coyuntura política podría frenar los cambios que necesita México en materia de trabajo
Increpan a Molinar Horcasitas por caso ABC
El titular de la Secretaría de Comunicaciones y Transporte Juan Francisco Molinar Horcasitas, fue increpado por algunos legisladores de la Comisión de Transporte y varios ciudadanos por su relación en los hechos
Martí y Wallace piden avalar reforma política
Organizaciones ciudadanas consideran prioridad la reelección, candidaturas independientes, facultad de los ciudadanos para presentar iniciativas de ley y reducir el financiamiento a los partidos
Episcopado Mexicano pide denunciar abusos
La Iglesia católica señaló que la pederestia es uno de los crímenes más terribles y exigió aplicar la ley para castigarlo
Corte analiza revés a CNDH en juicio contra PGR
La SCJN inició la revisión de uno de los juicios más importantes que ha promovido la CNDH porque de él dependerá que pueda o no investigar los casos de violaciones de garantías cometidas por la PGR
Habrá alcoholímetro en 47 ciudades del país
Los accidentes son considerados como un grave problema de salud pública, por lo que se pretende que en 2011 se completen 132 ciudades para que se integren a este programa
Debate de reforma inicia con ausentismo
Las Comisiones Unidas debaten la reforma política con base en dos visiones: la de un régimen semiparlamentario, propuesto por la oposición, y la que fortalece el presidencialismo, como impulsa el gobierno de Calderón
Monsiváis descarta estallido social en México
El colaborador de EL UNIVERSAL afirmó que no hay indicios de una gran Revolución, aunque exista un empoderamiento social como nunca se había visto y el cual, sigue creciendo
México encubre violaciones de militares: HRW
La organización internacional presentó ante la ONU su quinto informe sobre la situación de derechos humanos en el país; sólo hay una condena de 38 casos de abusos comprobados por la CNDH
Inaugurará FCH parque eólico #39;La Rumorosa#39;
El presidente realizará una gira de trabajo por Baja California
PAN buscará que IFE organice elecciones locales
El senador Ricardo Torres Origel rechazó que se busque eliminar la estructura electoral de cada entidad; asegura que no se busca suplir la propuesta de reforma política que presentó el presidente
Busca PT derogar ley de Ingresos
El coordinador del Partido del Trabajo, Ricardo Monreal, solicitará la creación de una Comisión Especial encargada de dar seguimiento a la agenda político electoral
Prevén lluvias ligeras en el norte del país
La temperatura máxima se registró en Tapachula, Chiapas, con 36 grados centígrados, mientras que la mínima fue en Temósachi, Chihuahua, con dos grados
Inicia negociación de la reforma política
Senadores coinciden en que el debate se dará en un clima "enrarecido" por el escándalo político que generó el pacto de dirigentes del PRI, del PAN para evitar la conformación de alianzas en Edomex
ONU: leyes antiaborto, retroceso contra mujeres
El coordinador residente en México, Magdy Martínez Solimán, recordó que los Estados miembros deben respetar el derecho de las mujeres a decidir sobre su salud sexual y reproductiva
Democracia del país defrauda a un 69%
Las principales fallas señaladas al sistema democrático son el abuso de poder, la corrupción y las promesas de campaña incumplidas
Dia presenta querella contra Gómez Mont y Peña Nieto
Navarrete increpó a titular de Segob
El Ejecutivo me dijo que supo del acuerdo hasta enero, dice el legislador
Detectan iregulariades en gasto del IFE
Reuters
Democrats doubt deadline on healthcare
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Congressional Democrats on Tuesday cast doubt on their chances of meeting the White House's March 18 deadline for voting on a stalled healthcare overhaul, but said they are moving as fast as they can.
Visiting Biden condemns new Israel settlement plan
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - U.S. Vice President Joe Biden on Tuesday condemned Israeli plans to build 1,600 more homes on occupied land where Palestinians seek statehood, announced in the middle of his visit to help revive peace negotiations.
Toyota, U.S. officials investigate runaway Prius
LOS ANGELES/DETROIT (Reuters) - U.S. safety regulators and Toyota dispatched teams on Tuesday to inspect a Prius that sped out of control on a California freeway a day earlier, as the automaker struggled to reassure consumers shaken by its recall crisis.
UK PM Brown warns of bumpy economic road ahead
LONDON (Reuters) - British Prime Minister Gordon Brown sees risks to the economic recovery and says it is not the moment to change course as he prepares for an election by June.
Pelosi faces biggest test on healthcare vote
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The leader of the House of Representatives -- a persuasive arm-twister and deal maker -- faces her toughest challenge yet in the coming weeks: getting 216 votes to pass final legislation revamping the U.S. healthcare system.
Economists trim 2011 U.S. growth forecast
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. economists raised their forecast for economic growth in 2010 in March, the third straight monthly rise, while trimming their growth forecast for 2011, according to a survey released on Wednesday.
Obama backs bipartisan crackdown on healthcare cheats
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama, making a final push for healthcare reform, will back bipartisan plans to stamp out waste in government-run medical programs for the old and needy, the White House said on Tuesday.
Accused Letterman extortionist pleads guilty
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A television producer pleaded guilty Tuesday to trying to extort $2 million from U.S. talk show host David Letterman by threatening to reveal his affairs with women who worked on his late-night program on CBS.
Bali bombing suspect killed: Indonesia president
CANBERRA (Reuters) - A leading Southeast Asian militant, wanted for the 2002 Bali bombings, was the man killed in police raids in Jakarta, Indonesia's President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono said on Wednesday.
9/11 suspects should face civilian court, U.N. envoys say
GENEVA (Reuters) - United Nations human rights investigators called on the Obama administration on Tuesday to prosecute the accused September 11 masterminds in a civilian court, declaring that U.S. military tribunals would not be fair.
Politico
Massa: 'I did nothing sexual'
The House ethics committee has groping allegations against former Rep. Eric Massa.
GOP weighs Massa options
They are considering a formal investigation.
Ex-friend tries to explain Spitzer
Former confidant Lloyd Constanines new book offers to help understand Spitzer's aborted career.
Pelosi's grip on House slips
Her handling of the Rangel scandal reveals a loss of authority over the Democratic Caucus.
Frank wants reform on C-SPAN
The type of 'old-fashioned" conference Frank is talking about is a real rarity in today's Congress.
Rove: Reagan wouldn't ace test
He reminds conservatives that 'not even Ronald Reagan will get a perfect score on a purity test."
Schumer explores filibuster buster
The New York Democrat plans to begin holding hearings to reform the potent stalling tactic.
Hutchison: No announcement yet
Hutchison remains mum about her political plans and is avoiding the press.
Romney warns tea parties
Romney says they shouldn't run third party candidates that would 'divide" GOP voters.
Graham denounces Cheney spot
Keep America Safe ad spurs backlash.
New 'gang' gathering on energy?
A bipartisan group of 14 Senators and top cabinet officials are forging ahead with a climate bill.
Senators spar over consumer body
Shelby proposes yet another protections structure.
Drudge vs. the Senate?
The Drudge Report fires at a Senate committee for urging staffers to avoid site because of viruses.
Lights, camera, reconcile!
The titanic, yearlong health care epic is headed toward a wonkish finale.
Crist suggests Rubio got 'back wax'
Florida governor criticizes Rubio's '$130 haircut, or maybe it was a back wax."
Filibuster reform: Talk but no action
Despite some Democrats' efforts, there's little real appetite for changing the rules in the Senate.
Bennet reinforces his left flank
Bennet takes lead role in pressuring Dems to push through a public health insurance option.
Obama, insurers wrestle over rates
Health care execs blame rising medical costs for premium hikes, but the president isn't buying.
Critics question whistleblower bill
Advocacy groups complain the proposal doesn't go far enough to protect government employees.
GOP sharpens midterm attack line
Cornyn says they'll hammer Democrats on health care reform if they squeeze a bill through.
MSNBC
WP: When jobless benefits turn to welfare
Millions of Americans have been forced to rely on unemployment payments for extended periods, and critics are taking aim.

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Toyota, U.S. officials probe runaway Prius

March 9: A driver says his Toyota suddenly accelerated to 90 mph, taking him on a terrifying 30-mile ride on a San Diego County freeway. With the help of a California Highway Patrol officer, the driver was able to bring the car under control. NBC’s Miguel Almaguer reports. (Today Show)U.S. safety regulators and Toyota Motor Corp dispatched investigators to San Diego on Tuesday to inspect a Prius that sped out of control on a California freeway a day earlier.




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Roberts: Scene at State of Union ‘troubling’

U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts addresses students at the University of Alabama Law School in Tuscaloosa, Ala. on Tuesday. Roberts questioned Obama's chiding of a court decision in the State of the Union address.U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts said Tuesday the scene at President Barack Obama's first State of the Union address was "very troubling" and that the annual speech to Congress has "degenerated into a political pep rally."




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NYT: Food aid to Somalia diverted

Displaced Somalis line up to receive food aid distributed by the World Food Program at a camp in Mogadishu on June 16.As much as half the food aid sent to Somalia is diverted from needy people to a web of corrupt contractors, Islamist militants and local U.N. staff, according to a new report.




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Celizic: Why no buzz about UConn women’s reign?

Connecticut coach Geno Auriemma has led his team to 72 consecutive victories.Celizic: Connecticut won its record 71st straight game on Monday. On Tuesday, the Huskies extended it to 72. No women’s team has ever won more consecutive games. Only UCLA’s 88-game winning streak that ran from 1971-74 is longer in D-I hoops. And America greeted this extraordinary achievement by erupting into a coast-to-coast yawn.




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Pa. woman charged with recruiting jihadists

March 9: A woman from suburban Philadelphia has been indicted for using the internet to recruit fighters to support terrorists overseas. NBC's Brian Williams reports.  (Nightly News)A federal indictment accuses a Pennsylvania woman of using the Internet to recruit jihadist fighters and promote terrorism overseas, NBC News reports.




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Producer pleads guilty in Letterman case

March 9: In a stunning about-face, the former CBS producer accused of trying to blackmail David Letterman pleaded guilty Tuesday to attempted grand larceny, telling the court that he feels Robert “Joe” Halderman has pleaded guilty to trying to shake down David Letterman over the comic’s sexual affairs.




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Ellen’s making the other ‘Idol’ judges improve

The arrival of new judge Ellen DeGeneres, left, seems to have forced Randy Jackson, second from left, and Kara DioGuardi to up their games.With DeGeneres on board — and Simon Cowell on the way out — judges Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi seem to have decided it's time to start trying harder.




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Feds: Calif. man ran student visa fraud ring

This photo released by the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement shows alleged evidence of fake test scores and California identification cards after they were confiscated from a California man.A ring accused of helping people from the Mideast obtain student visas by taking proficiency exams and classes for them has exposed a vulnerability in tracking foreign students.




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Lohan sues E*Trade over ‘milkaholic’ baby

March 9: Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade Financial Corp for $100 million, saying a The actress Lindsay Lohan has sued E*Trade Financial Corp for $100 million, saying a "milkaholic" baby girl who appeared in a recent commercial was modeled after her.




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Toyota recalling all 2000 to 2003 Tundras
Toyota said on Tuesday it would fix all Tundra pickups sold in the United States for the 2000 to 2003 model years to address a risk that part of the truck's frame could corrode.

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Jobless aid bill passes key Senate hurdle
Legislation to give additional months of unemployment benefits to people who have been out of a job for more than half a year cleared a key hurdle Tuesday.

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Ex-Edwards aide narrowly avoids trip to jail
A former John Edwards aide narrowly avoids getting sent to jail for contempt over his handling of a purported sex tape showing the former presidential candidate.

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Massa: ‘Groping’ of male aide wasn’t sexual

March 9: After Eric Massa’s interview with Fox News’ Glenn Beck about his resignation from the House, MSNBC’s Lawrence O'Donnell and Newsweek’s Howard Fineman discuss the fallout.  (Countdown)A New York congressman who resigned under an ethics cloud has been under investigation for allegedly groping multiple male aides, the Washington Post reported Tuesday.




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UConn’s bubble bursts with loss to St. John’s

Sean Evans had 19 points and 10 rebounds to lead St. John's to a 73-51 victory over Connecticut on Tuesday, extending the Huskies' losing streak in the Big East tournament to six games and in effect ending their chance for an at-large bid to the NCAA tournament.




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Iditarod king Mackey lashes out at drug testing

Three-time and reigning Iditarod champion Lance Mackey, left, visits with rookie Newton Marshall, of Jamaica, on Sunday.Every human competitor now running the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race will be tested for alcohol and illegal drugs on the trail for the first time in the history of the 1,100-mile race — a change defending champion Lance Mackey believes is directed at him.




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Israel, Syria pursue nuclear Mideast

Israeli Infrastructure Minister Uzi Landau says his country needs nuclear power as an energy source.Dual announcements by bitter rivals Israel and Syria that they want to pursue atomic power plants could fuel a widening web of suspicion across the region.




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Manufacturer expands pet food recall
Nature's Variety has expanded its recall of chicken-flavored pet food because of concerns over salmonella.

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Indonesian villages cashing in on ‘hobbit’ craze

80-year-old and 4-feet-tall Victor Jehabut, second from left, who is often claimed by tour guides as a descendant of Homo floresiensis, dwarf cave-dwellers that roamed Flores island 160,000 years ago, walks in his village in Rampasasa, Indonesia. I started hearing the offers soon after arriving at the Liang Bua cave in the mountains of Flores island. "You want to see a living hobbit?"




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Baby slings to get safety warning after deaths
The U.S. government is preparing a safety warning about baby slings — those popular and fashionable infant carriers that parents can sling around their chests to carry their baby.

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Biden slams Jerusalem housing plan

U.S. Vice President Joseph Biden and his wife Jill Biden visited the Yad Vashem Holocaust Museum in Jerusalem on Tuesday.Israel approves the construction of 1,600 new homes for Jews in disputed east Jerusalem — a move that is sharply denounced by Vice President Joe Biden during a visit there.




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Conservatives trade barbs over detainee lawyers

March 9: The daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney's new public campaign designed to expose American lawyers who are defending terrorism suspects has ruffled the feathers of some longtime family friends. NBC's Andrea Mitchell reports.  (Nightly News)An organization co-founded by the daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney is under fire from prominent conservative lawyers who say a new Web ad unfairly questions the motives of Justice Department lawyers who previously represented suspected terrorists.




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3 arrested in theft of Cyprus ex-leader’s body

Police in Cyprus on Tuesday investigate a gravesite where they discovered the stolen corpse of former President Tassos Papadopoulos.Three men are arrested over the theft of the body of former President Tassos Papadopoulos, which was found reburied in another grave three months after being dug up and reportedly held for ransom.




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Chile quake moves city 10 feet

This map, created by Project CAP (Central and Southern Andes GPS Project), shows the displacements of the Earth's crust caused by the Feb. 27 Maule earthquake in Chile. The violent temblor — the fifth most powerful quake ever measured — shifted other parts of South America as well, from the southern tip of the continent to northern Brazil.




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Pope’s brother: I slapped pupils in the face

Georg Ratzinger, brother of Pope Benedict XVI, led a renowned German Roman Catholic boys' choir for 30 years.The pope's brother said in an interview that he slapped pupils across the face at a German boys' choir, and that he was aware of allegations of abuse but did nothing about it.




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The dark side of digital ‘love’

Golfer Tiger Woods became a textbook example of digital love gone bad when his voice mail to a mistress hit the news media, audio intact. Despite many upbeat tales of online matchups or romantic reunions through Facebook or e-mail, there are plenty of cautionary tales. They don't have the high-profile, TMZ-appeal of Tiger Woods' case, but are more devastating to the victims.




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Bottled Wind Could Be as Constant as Coal
Wind power has made incredible inroads into the U.S. energy system thanks to big, efficient machines standing hundreds of feet tall. But the future of wind power may be underground.


Obama Using 'Bounty Hunters' for Health Care Fraud
President Barack Obama said Tuesday he'll bring in high-tech bounty hunters to help root out health care fraud, grabbing a populist idea with bipartisan backing in his final push to overhaul the system.


When Goods Get Traded, Who Pays for the CO2?
The carbon equation isn't as straightforward as we might think. Scientists find that rich nations are essentially outsourcing some of their carbon emissions to developing nations through global trade


"Valley of the Neptunes" Surprises Jimi Hendrix Skeptics
In the span of his brief career, Jimi Hendrix only produced three albums.Now comes Valleys of the Neptunes, a collection of recordings from the final days of The Jimi Hendrix Experience. Music critics have been reluctant to embrace the album because so many of his posthumous releases have been throwaways. However, this effort is turning heads.


The Secret Of A Long & Happy Sex Life? Be Healthy & Be A Man
Men and women are living longer than ever before, but are they still having sex? Yes, say researchers in the US, but how often, and how enjoyable it is depends partly on their gender and partly on their state of health.


CBS Will Broadcast Men's Hoops Final Four Games in 3D
CBS Sports will show the semifinals and championship game of the NCAA men's basketball tournament in 3D, marking the network's first foray into 3D TV. The network has struck a deal with Cinedigm Digital Cinema Corp. to show the Final Four games in 100 movie theaters nationwide, with pricing yet to be established.


Will Lunar Hole Become First Settlement on the Moon?
An international team of scientists has discovered an enormous hole that may well become the base for a moon colony. The lunar “lava tube” is not a new find, but the lava sheet that protects it and appears not to be prone to collapse, makes it different from all the others.


Sony Signs All 6 Major Studios for HD Movies on PlayStation
Well, it looks like Sony has a little treat for PS3 users now that they're able to turn their consoles back on -- it's just announced that it has signed up all six major studios to deliver HD movies on the PlayStation Network (the first company to do so, as Sony is happy to point out). That includes 20th Century Fox, Walt Disney Pictures... MORE!


Star Trek: The Next Generation of Fandom
From the fantastic to the ridiculous, here are 10 of the most interesting expressions of Star Trek fanaticism.


Finally see an actual Giant Squid
Controversial anatomist Gunther von Hagens has stuffed the monstrous pair of squid with silicone for preservation. A new technique preserves the squid in a life like form.


DR Congo ring may be giant 'impact crater'
Deforestation has revealed what could be a giant impact crater in Central Africa, scientists say. The 36-46km-wide feature, identified in DR Congo, may be one of the largest such structures discovered in the last decade.


Physicists Find Way To See Through Opaque Materials
New experiments show that it's possible to focus light through opaque materials and detect objects hidden behind them, provided you know enough about the material.


Adderall Is Baseball's New Drug Problem, Says Doc
A major league baseball player’s bitter divorce has lifted the lid on the sport’s new drug problem – players abusing the drug Adderall.


2004-2008 Toyota Prius Recall Will Reshape Accelerator Pedal
Owners of Toyota's iconic Prius hybrid model who thought they'd escaped the rash of Toyota recalls need to think again. The company is working on a fix to reshape accelerator pedals so that they cannot be trapped by floor mats, and will issue details within weeks.


America's Cheapest Hooker Charges $5 and a Jawbreaker
Yes, she solicited an undercover Cincinnati cop, and all she wanted was5 bucks and a large clump of candy.


Nokia Files Patent for Self-Charging Phone
Kinetically powered cell phones have been relegated to futuristic concepts..or have they? Nokia files a patent that could lead to the first real piezoelectric mobile phone.


Apple's Long History of Lousy First Reviews
Though the iPad has drawn some harsh reviews, it's hardly the first Apple product to get trashed (at first). A look back at 25 years of "flops"


Moms Iron Daughters' Breasts in Mutilation Practice
Though not publicly acknowledged, many pubescent girls in the West African country of Cameroon are subjected to the practice of breast ironing, which involves massaging a child's growing breasts with an object like a stone, hammer or spatula that has been heated over coals, until the breasts actually disappear. The practice of breast ironing is...


Hourly Wage Earners Are Happier Than Salaried Workers
The relationship between money and happiness is stronger for people paid hourly because they're more often reminded of how much they earn, according to researchers at Stanford University and the University of Toronto. That lets workers more easily measure their value, which in turn increases happiness.


Cisco's New Router To Delivers 322 Terabits per Second
Cisco Systems, has announced the launch of a super-fast and effeciency-focused router technology which will be at the heart of "the next generation of the Internet".


While US, Europe Go Green, 1/3 of Emissions Hidden Overseas
The extent to which tindustrialized nations are "outsourcing " their carbon emissions to developing countries was again highlighted today with the publication of a major new report revealing that goods and services imported into developed countries typically account for around a third of their total carbon footprint.


Sea lions killed for eating too many salmon
Wildlife officials have tried everything to keep sea lions from eating endangered salmon, dropping bombs that explode under water and firing rubber bullets and bean bags from shotguns and boats.


Execution Halted - For Medical Reasons
Lawrence Reynolds Jr. was scheduled to die today, but the governor of Ohio halted the execution so that Reynolds could be given medical treatment and be in tip-top shape for the lethal injection.


H&R Block Feeling the Pain from TurboTax
Late last month, H&R; Block (HRB) dropped a bomb on investors. The company slashed its outlook because of the slow start of the tax season. As a result, H&R; Block's stock price fell 13%. It looks as though Turbo Tax is taking its toll on the, ubiquitous, tax-preparing giant.


David Letterman's Extornist Pleads Guilty
David Letterman's extortionist just plead guilty to one count of grand larceny in the second degree.


The Definition of Insanity
It’s time for change in the video game industry. Graphics are getting better, gameplay is evolving, and expectations are rising. The following games need to take that next step to stay relevant in the ever changing gaming landscape.


The 7 Dumbest Celebrity Lawsuits of All Time
With news today that Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade over the use of her name in a commercial, we thought we’d take a look back at some of the most ridiculous celebrity lawsuits of all-time


Check Out The Secret McMenu Item In SF: The Mc10:35
Peter has stumbled upon a McDonald's secret menu item that can only be ordered during the changeover from breakfast to the standard menu. The Mc10:35 is the unholy but oh-so-hot union between the McDouble and Egg McMuffin.


Pink Floyd, EMI Brawl Over iTunes Royalties
Pink Floyd and its label, EMI, are battling over online royalties stemming from a contested clause in their decade-old contract. The developer of The Dark Side of the Moon and other top-selling albums claims its contract with EMI requires its music to be sold as an entire album, not the single tracks that EMI has permitted iTunes to distribute...


Creationist Ousted from TX State Board of Ed.
The top conservative activist on the powerful Texas Board of Education, who rejects evolution and has pushed a revisionist right-wing U.S. history curriculum, is on the way out, after a moderate candidate defeated him in a tight GOP primary last week. Thomas Ratliff edged out Don McLeroy 50.4%-49.6% for the seat McLeroy has held since 1999.


A Computer That Processes Faster Than The Speed of Light
Exceeding the speed of light opens one up to all kinds of theoretical problems, but two Austrian researchers claim there's no reason we can't build a computer that processes information at superluminal speeds.


Rock Band to Release Cartman's "Poker Face"
It was announced today that four Lady Gaga songs are being released in the Rock Band Music Store for Xbox 360, PS3 and Wii. And in a classic case of lead-burying, it was additionally revealed that Eric Cartman's version of Gaga's "Poker Face" would also be made available in the store.


Apple's Secret iPhone Developer Agreement Goes Public
The first rule of the iPhone developer program is: You do not talk about the iPhone developer program...


"Benign" Flight Simulators Could Be Training Pilots to Crash
The behavior of the pilots in last year's crash that killed 50 people has become an all-too-familiar response when airliners go out of control. Over and over again, startled pilots mishandle stalls, icing and other emergencies. The way airline training simulators portray stalls now is so benign it gives the pilot a false impression of reality.


Man Buys Crack With Monopoly Money
When you attempt to pull one over on a drug dealer, they might be looking for retribution. For evidence, take a look at this case in Kansas in which a man bought hundreds of dollars worth of crack with Monopoly money and, weeks later, police found him driving with a bloodied face.


Voodoo practitioners shrug off blame for Haitian quake
In a whirl of limbs and with eyes bulging, the woman is helped to a squat in the ramshackle shed and starts cackling maniacally like a terrified chicken.


Biggie Smalls is Still Influential 13 Years After his Death
Today is the 13th-year-anniversary of Biggie Smalls (aka The Notorious B.I.G.) death. He was one of the most momentous hip hop artists of all time. Here he is before he made it, rapping, age 17 on a Brooklyn street corner.


The 7 People You Meet at The Gym
And how you can avoid becoming them.


NJ Airport Breach a Few Months Back Was From A Goodbye Kiss
A 28-year-old student pleaded guilty today to breaching security at Newark Liberty International Airport so that he could give his girlfriend a goodbye kiss. Haisong Jiang also agreed to a $500 fine and to perform 100 hours of community service. The Jan. 3 security breach shut down Terminal C for six hours, stranding thousands of travelers.


Two Of Oldest People In World Die On Same Day
Mary Josephine Ray, who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, died Sunday at age 114 years, 294 days. Ray died just hours before Daisey Bailey, who was 113 years, 342 days


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Water consuption in Edmonton during the Gold Medal hockey game; the beer consumption chart would probably look the same, but upside down [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [89 comments]
Bigfoot spotted in Maine, solid brown everywhere else [Unlikely]
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I'll bet you thought you wouldn't encounter a news story today about a wolverine making sweet, sweet love to a tree. Well sir, that's why you have Fark [Amusing]
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Theme: Movie poster for movie that never existed, but should have [Photoshop]
Photoshop [link] [162 comments]
From the "Are you sure this is a good idea?" department: Water and Sewer to be merged. Bonus: gas company may handle merger [Asinine]
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Iowa Senate passes bar nuisance law. Maybe now we've seen our last cocked-hat over the eyebrow popped-collar douche who orders Glenlivet with Diet Coke [Unlikely]
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Achievement Unlocked : Throw back a grenade before it explodes. Bonus : "I remember thinking that if I didn't pull this off, it was going to hurt" [Hero]
Hero [link] [178 comments]
Windows kill up to 1 billion birds in North America each year. "I see no immediate reason why these figures would be erroneous" [Unlikely]
Unlikely [link] [221 comments]
Many Americans say they're too tired for sex. But really, they're just not into you [Interesting]
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When asking someone to find a hitman to kill hubby, make sure that person isn't a former NYPD detective [Fail]
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Protip: If the Chevy conversion van is rocking (at 3:30 AM in the mall parking lot, under a lightpole), the cops will bother knocking [Amusing]
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The flu symptoms that make you miserable are all in your head [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [55 comments]
Proving yet again that suckers and their money are soon parted, people are paying a New Mexico spa over $100 to smear Japanese bird poop on their faces [Stupid]
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Former employee: I'm a huge social networker and stuff so if you don't like pay me $200,000 I'll bring the company down through spam emails. Company: Oooooooo, we're scaaaaared [Asinine]
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Well, NOW where am I supposed to take this Grade-3 Plutonium runoff? [Strange]
Strange [link] [24 comments]
Calling Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez a dictator is a criminal offense worthy of jail time according to Constitutional scholar Sean Penn [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [448 comments]
Actual headline: "Police say fake veterinarian - apparently dressed as a man this time - arrested again". With pics of what a cross-dressing fake veteranarian looks like [Weird]
Weird [link] [54 comments]
Turkey is discovering nothing exposes shoddy sub-code construction and bribed housing inspectors quite like a magnitude 6 earthquake [Sad]
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Lindsay Lohan wants $100M over E-Trade ad because "the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna." [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [321 comments]
The CIA recommended the use of Ensure Plus for the liquid diet so that detainees wouldn't die from inhaling their own vomit during torture. Seriously [Sick]
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Good idea: Asking helpful policewoman for directions. Bad idea: While driving a stolen car [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [15 comments]
Half of Americans have less than 10K saved for retirement. Those who have more will no doubt be asked to share their pie [Scary]
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NYC infrastructure is crumbling, and there are few funds for repairs, but one artist may have a solution: Legos [Cool]
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Due to low sales, Walmart discounts Black Barbie; obviously some people have a problem with this [Stupid]
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Never before seen episode of Star Trek TOS has Kirk dealing with a terrible alien threat [Amusing]
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Two idiots in a fraternity at submitter's Alma Mater allegedly wrapped some kid in TP and set him on fire. What was the stupidest thing you ever did in college? Bonus: look at the smirk on their mugshots [Asinine]
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Write that on the tombstone: Second person nationwide ever to die in static-sparked fire at a fuel pump [Unlikely]
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Ars Technica asks readers to turn off ad-block on its website to help save the site. On that note, if Farkers out there don't mind turning off adblock for Fark we'd sure appreciate it too -Drew (link fixed) [PSA]
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"Holy criminy, you just shot the map" [Amusing]
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The Florida Senate race is getting hairy: Crist accuses Rubio of using a RNC credit card to get his back waxed [Florida]
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Window cleaner commits suicide by stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil. "If you were choosing to take your own life, that's not the way you would do it." [Weird]
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Man Surrenders In Fatal Stabbing. Dude, that's when you should be fighting back the most [Dumbass]
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Lil' Wayne gets a year in pris...MAKE HIM PUT THE SUNGLASSES BACK ON [Followup]
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Photoshop this stack o' flapjacks [Photoshop]
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Germany criticizes Greece for being babies who refuse to fix their financial problems, while Greece says they'd have more money if the Nazis hadn't stolen their gold and all their kebab vendors [Obvious]
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Auctioneer sells souls to highest bidder, one "Mr. Mephistopheles" [Weird]
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"Milking water out of a cow made of wood with rubber teats is a favorite activity there" [Strange]
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Brooke Shields says fame is "like a drug." She must be getting desperate for a fix, though, as she's suffering post-partum depression from her career [Obvious]
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Senate preparing to donate another $66 billion to its slacker bailout fund. Get your Mountain Dew and Cheetos now before it's too late [Asinine]
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"Gasoline prices want to decline" says expert, apparently trying to use the Jedi Mind Trick on them [Unlikely]
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87 percent of USA Today readers believe dogs are smarter than we think they are [Obvious]
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"Cable guy finds kids home alone": more proof that Hollywood is out of ideas or actual headline? [Florida]
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Jon Stewart proves that the SEC is run by those three monkeys with their hands over their eyes, ears, and mouths [Sad]
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What better place to allow an exemption to the smoking ban then at the indoor benefit boxing match for children without health insurance [Stupid]
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News: triple shooting on Ohio State's campus. Fark: didn't involve a football player [NewsFlash]
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Ugly, skankifed, dirty suburban wasteland slum objects to being called a 'hellhole' on SNL [Amusing]
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Caption the Queen of the World and James Cameron at the Oscars [Caption]
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Detroit mayor to unveil plan to bulldoze a quarter of the city. Why stop there? [Interesting]
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Condemned prisoner's execution postponed because...well, because the state of Ohio has to first save his life [Fail]
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Not News: LA City Council can't say "no" to any expenditures. News: Because they have a computer that automatically votes "yes" when they're not in chambers. FARK: Giving them more time for lobbyists and cigarettes [Asinine]
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US Considers Some Free Wireless Broadband Service
gollum123 writes "US regulators may dedicate spectrum to free wireless Internet service for some Americans to increase affordable broadband service nationwide, the Federal Communications Commission said on Tuesday. The FCC provided few details about how it would carry out such a plan and who would qualify, but will make a recommendation under the National Broadband Plan set for release next week. The agency will determine details later. One way of making broadband more affordable is to 'consider use of spectrum for a free or a very low-cost wireless broadband service,' the FCC said in a statement." Nobody has more than a couple of paragraphs on this story. None of the press coverage mentions the obvious likelihood that any such free network would be heavily filtered, censored, and monitored.

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US Gamers Spend $3.8 Billion On MMOs Yearly
eldavojohn writes "A new report from Games Industry indicates that MMO gamers in the United States paid $3.8 billion to play last year, with an analysis of five European countries bringing the total close to $4.5 billion USD. In America, the report estimated that payments for boxed content and client downloads amounted to a measly $400 million, while the subscriptions came to $2.38 billion. Hopefully that will fund some developer budgets for bigger and better MMOs yet to come. The study also found that roughly a quarter of the US population plays some form of MMO. Surely MMOs are shaping up to be a juicy industry, and a market that can satisfy people of all walks of life."

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The World's First Commercially Available Jetpack
ElectricSteve writes "It's been a long time coming. While Arthur C. Clarke's geosync satellites have taken to space, and James Bond's futuristic mobile technology has become commonplace, still the dream of sustained personal flight has eluded us — until now. At $86,000, the Martin Aircraft jetpack costs about as much as a high-end car, achieves a 30-minute flight time, and is fueled by regular gasoline. A 10% deposit buys you a production slot for 12 months hence." Here's a video of some indoor test flights. This isn't Buck Rogers's jetpack — it's about 5 by 5 feet and weighs more than the average human. You won't be able to commute with it (the FAA has not certified this class of device) so it's recreational only for now.

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Google's Computing Power Refines Translation
gollum123 sends an excerpt from the NY Times on how Google has taken a lead in language translation, in one of the company's few unqualified successes as it attempts to broaden is offerings beyond search. "...Google's quick rise to the top echelons of the translation business is a reminder of what can happen when Google unleashes its brute-force computing power on complex problems. The network of data centers that it built for Web searches may now be, when lashed together, the world's largest computer. Google is using that machine to push the limits on translation technology. Last month, for example, it said it was working to combine its translation tool with image analysis, allowing a person to, say, take a cellphone photo of a menu in German and get an instant English translation. ...in the mid-1990s, researchers began favoring a so-called statistical approach. They found that if they fed the computer thousands or millions of passages and their human-generated translations, it could learn to make accurate guesses about how to translate new texts. It turns out that this technique, which requires huge amounts of data and lots of computing horsepower, is right up Google's alley. ...Google's service is good enough to convey the essence of a news article, and it has become a quick source for translations for millions of people."

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Jeff Jaffe Named CEO of W3C
blozza2070 notes the news that Jeff Jaffe has been appointed CEO of the World Wide Web Consortium. Until January Jaffe was CTO at Novell and, while his name hasn't come up very often in this community, he is one of the architects of the Novell-Microsoft patent deal. A reading of Jaffe's blog while at Novell tends to paint him as a software patent supporter, Microsoft apologist, and no fan of the FSF. This strongly worded page at Boycott Novell features copious links to support the above characterization.

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NewEgg Confirms Shipping Fake Core i7s
adeelarshad82 writes "After originally rejecting the story, online retailer NewEgg confirmed that a shipment of Core i7s were indeed fake, and apologized for the affair. NewEgg has also broken off its relationship with IPEX, the supplier of the phony lot. The retailer said that it has already contacted affected customers and would continue to reach out and replace the counterfeit parts. We discussed the fake Core i7s over the weekend."

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Dot-Com Craze Peaked 10 Years Ago This Week
netbuzz writes "When the NASDAQ stock index hit its all-time high of 5,133 on March 10, 2000, it had more than doubled in a year and the dot-com bubble was already leaking in a big way. A week later the NASDAQ had fallen 9 percent. A year later it was below 2000. Gone were such poster children of the era as Pets.com, Kozmo, and — who could forget? — Whoopi Goldberg's Flooz. Here's a look back."

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Best Resource For Identifying Legit Applications?
bjb writes "While helping a somewhat computer illiterate person figure out a problem recently, they mentioned that PDF files had recently stopped working. Upon investigation I found something installed called 'PDF Suite.' Never having heard of it, I Googled it with 'malware' and other key words, but nothing turned up, though my suspicion remained (and was somewhat confirmed by WOT.) So my question is, where can you go to find out if something is legitimate? Because the person I'm helping is on a dial-up connection, downloading malware detection applications (and updates) is too heavy consider. And I don't maintain a USB stick with such apps, since I don't do this kind of thing very often. Where can you quickly find information?"

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Cisco Introduces a 322 Tbit/sec. Router
CWmike writes "Today Cisco Systems introduced its next-generation Internet core router, the CRS-3, with about three times the capacity of its current platform. 'The Internet will scale faster than any of us anticipate,' Cisco's John Chambers said while announcing the product. At full scale, the CRS-3 has a capacity of 322Tbit/sec., roughly three times that of the CRS-1, introduced in 2004. It also has more than 12 times the capacity of its nearest competitor, Chambers said. The CRS-3 will help the Internet evolve from a messaging to an entertainment and media platform, with video emerging as the 'killer app,' Chambers said. Using a CRS-3, every person in China, which has a population just over 1.3 billion, could participate in a video phone call at the same time. (Or you could pump nearly one Library of Congress per second through the device, or give everyone in San Fransisco a 1Gbps internet connection.) AT&T said it has been using the CRS-3 to test 100Gbit/sec. data links in tests on a commercial fiber route in Florida and Louisiana."

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Doctors Skirt FDA To Heal Patients With Stem Cells
kkleiner writes "For many years countless individuals in the US have had to watch with envy as dogs and horses with joint and bone injuries have been cured with stem cell procedures that the FDA has refused to approve for humans. Now, in an exciting development, Regenerative Sciences Inc. in Colorado has found a way to skirt the FDA and provide these same stem cell treatments to humans. The results have been stunning, allowing many patients to walk or run who have not been able to do so for years. There's no surgery required, just a needle to extract and then re-inject the cells where they are needed. There has always been a lot of hype around stem cells, but this is the real deal. Real humans are getting real treatment that works, and we should all hope that more companies will begin offering this procedure in other states soon."

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The Secret Origin of Windows
harrymcc writes "Windows has been so dominant for so long that it's easy to forget Windows 1.0 was vaporware, mocked both outside and inside of Microsoft — and that its immediate successors were considered stopgaps until OS/2 was everywhere. Tandy Trower, the product manager who finally got Windows 1.0 out the door a quarter century ago, has written a memoir of the experience. (He thought being assigned the much-maligned project was Microsoft's fiendish way of trying to get rid of him.) The story involves such still-significant figures as Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, Ray Ozzie, and Nathan Myhrvold; Trower left Microsoft only in November of 2009 after 28 years with the company."

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Open Data Needs Open Source Tools
macslocum writes "Nat Torkington begins sketching out an open data process that borrows liberally from open source tools: 'Open source discourages laziness (because everyone can see the corners you've cut), it can get bugs fixed or at least identified much faster (many eyes), it promotes collaboration, and it's a great training ground for skills development. I see no reason why open data shouldn't bring the same opportunities to data projects. And a lot of data projects need these things. From talking to government folks and scientists, it's become obvious that serious problems exist in some datasets. Sometimes corners were cut in gathering the data, or there's a poor chain of provenance for the data so it's impossible to figure out what's trustworthy and what's not. Sometimes the dataset is delivered as a tarball, then immediately forks as all the users add their new records to their own copy and don't share the additions. Sometimes the dataset is delivered as a tarball but nobody has provided a way for users to collaborate even if they want to. So lately I've been asking myself: What if we applied the best thinking and practices from open source to open data? What if we ran an open data project like an open source project? What would this look like?'"

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HTC Android Phones Found With Malware Pre-Installed
Trailrunner7 writes "Security researchers have found that Vodafone, one of the world's larger wireless providers, is distributing some HTC phones with malware pre-installed on them. The phone, HTC's Magic, runs the Google Android mobile operating system, and is one of the more popular handsets right now. A researcher at Panda Software received one of the handsets recently, and upon attaching it to her PC, found that the phone was pre-loaded with the Mariposa bot client. Mariposa has been in the news of late thanks to some arrests connected to the operation of the botnet."

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Cybercrooks Surpassed Old School Bankrobbers In '09
krebsonsecurity writes "Organized cyber-criminal gangs stole $25 million in the 3rd quarter alone last year, by pilfering the online bank accounts of small to midsized businesses, the FDIC reported last week. In contrast, traditional bank robbers hauled just $9.4 million in 1,184 bank robberies during that same period, according to an analysis of FBI bank crime statistics by krebsonsecurity.com. From that story: 'The federal government sure publishes a lot more information about physical bank robberies than it makes available about online stick-ups. Indeed, the FBI's bank crime stats are extraordinarily detailed. For example, they can tell you that in the 3rd quarter of last year, bank robbers were more likely to hold up their local branch between the hours of 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. on a Wednesday than at any other time or day of the week; they can tell you the number of tear gas and dye packs taken with the loot, the number of security cameras activated, the number of food stamps taken, even what percentage of suspected perpetrators had illegal drug habits at the time of the robberies. About the only thing the stats don't tell you is what brand of jeans the perpetrators were wearing and whether the getaway car had cool vanity plates. What do we get about e-crime statistics from the federal government? One guy from the FDIC giving a speech at the RSA conference."

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European Parliament Declaring War Against ACTA
An anonymous reader writes "The European Parliament is preparing to take on ACTA. A joint resolution (DOC) has been tabled by the major EP parties that threatens to go to court unless things change. The EP is calling for public access to negotiation texts and rules out further confidential negotiations. Moreover, the EP wants a ban on imposing a three-strikes model, assurances that ACTA will not result in personal searches at the border, and an ACTA impact assessment on fundamental rights and data protection."

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